Humor Archives - Gluten Dude https://glutendude.com/category/humor/ Celiac Disease Advocate Wed, 21 Dec 2022 16:05:16 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.3.2 https://glutendude.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/favicon.png Humor Archives - Gluten Dude https://glutendude.com/category/humor/ 32 32 My gluten-free Christmas wish list https://glutendude.com/my-gluten-free-christmas-wish-list/ https://glutendude.com/my-gluten-free-christmas-wish-list/#comments Wed, 21 Dec 2022 15:51:17 +0000 https://glutendude.com/?p=20064 Ah…another holiday season is upon us. Yeah…I know it’s late to be making a Christmas wish list. But I spoke to Santa directly (via Skype actually) and he said if I get my list in by the 24th, we’re cool. He also said I’ve been a good Dude this year; well at least all of …

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]]> https://glutendude.com/my-gluten-free-christmas-wish-list/feed/ 12 A 2021 Recap…and Predictions for 2022 https://glutendude.com/celiac-disease-2022/ https://glutendude.com/celiac-disease-2022/#comments Tue, 04 Jan 2022 15:50:59 +0000 https://glutendude.com/?p=19877 “I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes. Because if you are making mistakes, then you are making new things, trying new things, learning, living, pushing yourself, changing yourself, changing your world. You’re doing things you’ve never done before, and more importantly, you’re doing something.” — Neil Gaiman Another year in the …

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]]> https://glutendude.com/celiac-disease-2022/feed/ 8 An Ode to Gluten-free Influencers https://glutendude.com/ode-to-gluten-free-influencers/ https://glutendude.com/ode-to-gluten-free-influencers/#comments Thu, 08 Apr 2021 15:09:56 +0000 https://glutendude.com/?p=19544 Influencers, influencers Just the word makes me wretch To say that I abhor them Isn’t a stretch What is my problem? Why do they put me in a tizzy? They’re in it for themselves And have zero authenticity There’s no product they won’t push No idea they’ll shy away from Even if the product is …

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]]> https://glutendude.com/ode-to-gluten-free-influencers/feed/ 23 Video: My Book, Friends, Tequila and Gluten-free Beer https://glutendude.com/top-book-on-celiac-disease/ https://glutendude.com/top-book-on-celiac-disease/#comments Tue, 04 Dec 2018 16:42:53 +0000 https://glutendude.com/?p=17451 So I kinda suck at self-promotion. When I was a kid, I had zero self-esteem. I mean…get rid of ALL of the self-esteem in the world, and that’s how much I had. “Why is Scott always so quiet?” “Why is Scott so shy?” Little did they know I had so much to say…I just lacked …

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]]> https://glutendude.com/top-book-on-celiac-disease/feed/ 5 An Ode to Party City https://glutendude.com/an-ode-to-party-city/ https://glutendude.com/an-ode-to-party-city/#comments Tue, 23 Jan 2018 20:22:28 +0000 https://glutendude.com/?p=17085 Party City has had a rough day. You know…with the whole ‘celiacs are gross’ thing. So I thought I’d write a poem to cheer them up. —— Hey Party City How was your day? Like the Southwest Airlines ad I’m sure you just want to get away You can hide ‘neath your pillow And not …

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]]> https://glutendude.com/an-ode-to-party-city/feed/ 26 My Sh*t Don’t Stink. Literally. And Now Neither Will Yours. https://glutendude.com/celiac-stinky-poops/ https://glutendude.com/celiac-stinky-poops/#comments Fri, 23 Sep 2016 13:16:13 +0000 http://glutendude.com/?p=15386 Warning #1: This article contains some serious journalism. If you are not into someone uncovering the facts with big words that make me sound important, stop reading now. Warning #2: Warning #1 is a lie. This article talks about poop. Proceed at your own discretion. Funny story…about 15 years ago, I was visiting my mom …

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]]> https://glutendude.com/celiac-stinky-poops/feed/ 6 Celiac Disease Awareness Month: A Review in Rhyme https://glutendude.com/celiac-disease-awareness-month-review/ https://glutendude.com/celiac-disease-awareness-month-review/#comments Fri, 03 Jun 2016 13:02:13 +0000 http://glutendude.com/?p=14773 It has been eons Since I wrote a post in rhyme So I woke up this morning And said “DUDE…IT’S ABOUT TIME” But what do I write about? What should I say? What should my topic be On this rainy Friday? I know what I’ll write about CDAM has just ended That’s Celiac Disease Awareness …

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]]> https://glutendude.com/celiac-disease-awareness-month-review/feed/ 2 If Famous Movie Characters Had Celiac Disease: Part II https://glutendude.com/if-famous-movie-characters-had-celiac-disease-part-ii/ https://glutendude.com/if-famous-movie-characters-had-celiac-disease-part-ii/#comments Thu, 13 Aug 2015 13:59:20 +0000 http://glutendude.com/?p=12590 You mean there’s a part 1? Indeed there is. Back in my blogging diaper days, I wrote the original If Famous Movie Characters Had Celiac Disease. Well back by popular demand, it’s time for another round. Ok…fine. Nobody asked for a Part 2. And I’m not sure if anyone has even looked at Part 1. …

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]]> https://glutendude.com/celiac-diarrhea/feed/ 9 The Valley Girls Go Gluten-Free https://glutendude.com/the-valley-girls-go-gluten-free/ https://glutendude.com/the-valley-girls-go-gluten-free/#comments Fri, 14 Nov 2014 09:49:16 +0000 http://glutendude.com/?p=9724 So today I was gonna post an email I received recently about a fellow celiac who is really struggling. But it’s a heavy email and I thought, “C’mon Dude, it’s Friday. Let’s end the week on a somewhat humorous note.” But what could I write about? I thought and I thought. I meditated. I did …

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